From time to time I make a brutally embarrassing attempt at comedy. Since these attempts generally end in failure and hurt feelings, I thought it would be fantastic to gather them up and put them in one depressing place. Here you go!
A bunch of Twins players' heads on bird bodies
A bunch of Twins players' heads on animal bodies
I wrote a fake career retrospective for Alf. You know, the puppet.
I wrote a screenplay about the Twins' promotions for 2013. I spent way too much time on formatting.
I wrote a squeakquel in 2014.
Remember when Gardy and Aaron Hicks had that little spat in the dugout? I speculated on what they were arguing about.
I was briefly obsessed with Gary Wayne's face on his 1991 Score Baseball Card so I photoshopped that face onto famous album covers
Oh, I live-blogged the 2013 trade deadline, which was pretty uneventful.
I had an AIM conversation with my 12-year-old self. It went well.
Fake Anthony Slama Timeline
Made fun of loud people
Celebrated Kevin Slowey's lack of success
Some stupid Clete Thomas animations
I "improved" the All-Star Game events
I vowed to remake the classic 1991 Twins dancing video
I found some former Twins having success with different occupations
I analyzed how some players wear their caps
I pondered how the world would be different if the Twins drafted Mark Prior instead of Joe Mauer
I reported on the Twins' 5th hot dog decision
I'll add more if I ever write anything "funny" again.