tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4928793642566835928.post2299402403582511383..comments2023-08-29T08:40:54.330-05:00Comments on Kevin Slowey was Framed!: Minnesota Twins Fan Previews the 2014 Detroit TigersBradhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02479316118280432353noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4928793642566835928.post-60659923733043051892014-03-21T20:42:08.080-05:002014-03-21T20:42:08.080-05:00I didn't even get into all their awesome names...I didn't even get into all their awesome names! That actually makes me like them more, so now I don't know how to feel. I would totally eat Lasagna Porcello.Bradhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479316118280432353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4928793642566835928.post-38112955540864595582014-03-21T01:37:15.474-05:002014-03-21T01:37:15.474-05:00I love the names of the Detroit rotation: Verland...I love the names of the Detroit rotation: Verlander (reminds me of Zoolander,) Smyly (this guy http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100901222254/muppet/images/2/28/Guy-smiley.jpg), Porcello (sounds like it should be some sort of delicious Italian mushroom dish) and Scherzer (should be the name of some proto-communist themed wrestling heel). Then of course, there's Anibal, which is, I believe, how I said the word "animal" when I was three.<br /><br />Plus, in their bullpen there's Coke (a hell of a drug!), Albuquerque (a great place to cook Meth,) and Joba (intergalactic gangster blob). <br /><br />It's just too bad that Fister is no longer a part of it all. Then again, that one was too easy. The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01703517730773543724noreply@blogger.com